Hump Day Distractions

Hump Daaaaay!

Guys. Today is my baby boy Dugans' 2nd birthday!!!! Remember yesterday when I mentioned that I might be too obsessed with my dog!? Well, first of all, NO SUCH THING and second, how could you not be obsessed with this face:

LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

Dugans may not have come home to Dr. H and I until Nov. of 2015, but he was born on this day 2 short, but somehow seems like forever, years ago. I can remember getting the email from the breeder that there was 1 little dude puppy in the litter (I've only ever had male dogs and figured I'd stick with what I know) and that he was nearly completely white (only thing we'd said was "NYC is dirty, we don't want a white dog"). After a lengthy debate which seems truly insane now, we decided that this pup was for us and the rest is history!!!

In honor of Mister Dugs (pronounced Doogs) birthday, here's a doggy style (hehe) serving of hump day distractions. Enjoy!

* Here are some of the best dog instagram accounts. Personal favorites of mine are Toast, Muppet, The Dogist, Samson and of course DUGANS!

* Do you know DoggoLingo?!

* Adorable puppers grow up into adorable doggos

* I could go on for hours about the love affair blossoming between baby and puppy in my house (and I probably will at some point), but for now, THIS

* Halloween is coming and obviously in my house it's going to be a family affair!!!

* Dog memes are funny

Hump Day on delay

child genius, obviously.

Since today is Throwback Thursday (#TBT), I thought we could throw it alllll the way back to yesterday, hump day, and share some delightful distractions from around the web. Enjoy!!

* Some girlie, lovely cellphone wallpapers for all my girlie, lovely ladies.

* How to do LA with little kiddos (and make sure everyone has a good time!)

* Holy cow, these images (based on models) of animals in the womb are AMAZING!

* From Blair Waldorf and Carrie Bradshaw to Chandler Bing and Jerry Seinfeld, ever wonder how much your favorite Manhattan apartment from tv would really cost to live inf?

* This is 30 (via exPress-o)

* I think it's gonna be this blunt cut with this "tortoise/ecaille" color for summer. Thoughts? 

* Viva la smart ass!

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This is terrible. Also, outstanding.

Well, we had a few glorious teaser days of spring weather for a hot second, but now temps have dipped again and the skies are gloomy. I'm not complaining though. I promise I won't complain as long as the puffer jacket doesn't have to come back out! Here to get us over the hump (and hopefully on to sunnier skies and warmer days) are some goodies from around the web. Enjoy!

* NYC current vibe.

* A flirty hairdo perfect for spring (and easy enough to try at home!)

* How those always chic Frenchies decide between flats and high heels.

* Dreaming non-passover, pasta-filled, dreams. Mmmm...

* Amy Winehouse, a musical goddess gone far too soon. Apparently there's going to be a documentary about it. 

* I'm thinking I need a spiralizer and this one is the Amazon BestSeller. Any other suggestions!?

* Oh hello Mara Hoffman! I'll take one of everything please :)

* These will never stop being awesome (I want one so bad!)

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Is this only funny to ppl who come from a family of dentists?

Perfectly timed to break up my vacation recap/photodump, here are some hump day distractions for your reading, viewing, eating and enjoying.

* This first grader's compassion and kind heart is probably going to make you cry (you've been warned!)

* Superbowl food you must eat and decor/theme ideas you're going to love.

* All you need to create these sassy (ikea hack) bookshelves are some thumb tacks and cool fabric (click through the pin to CupOfJo to read exactly how they were created... ps I want to live in that apartment:) 

* In case you were wondering just how much moolah (sp!?) you need to make to officially be a part of the 1% 

* Through the eyes on an NYC toddler

* I am a HUGE Ghostbusters fan, but I'm not sure how I feel about THIS.

* This is one of the best family shows on tv (in my humble opinion!) and I'm really sad to see it go.

* Because every car needs an "insane mode" right!?

* If you are a fan of Humans of New York, you've probably heard about THIS amazing campaign, but if not, you should get up to speed (and maybe make a donation!? No amount is too small)

Hump Day on Delay...

a very witty Disney store employee

Keepin pretty busy over here but not so busy that I'm going to skip over sharing some of the goodies I've scouted out around the web. Because no matter how crazy your day is, you probably need to see pandas loving going down a slide, a walrus working out and something interesting to skim-read on the toilet. AmIRight!? Happy Thursday everybody!!

* How to outsource your life - everything from at home beauty treatments and personal chefs to someone who will actually run your errands for you!

* Because you've always wanted to see a walrus workout (the leg-lifts at :40 and 1:05 sit ups at are my personal favorites)

* I sure do love you Shel Silverstein.

* I'm a little nervous about this announcement. What about Mary Murphy and the hot tamale train!? 

* GDub love for life (college friends really are such special friends... want to come over and nap!? hehe)

* Well don't you look tasty and healthy!!

* What turning 30 means in three extremely accurate charts.

* These pandas are having pretty much the best day ever.

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So far, so good.

Happy Hump Day my friends! How you livin? Today, is one of those days that Dr. H and I would say is "just a day" as in "how was your day?" "oh you know, just a day. a day in the life." Not bad, not good, just chuggin along. Sometimes we all need "just a day" don't you think? Here to help make this day a little more lively and interesting are some distractions from around the web. Enjoy!

* Rejoice! Science finally supports my theory that showering daily is bananas (or at least a tad unnecessary).

* Was recently reminded of THIS post and took comfort in the planetary explanation for last year's wild ride.

* Two of my favorite things, Downton Abbey and Cards Against Humanity, combined.

* This is a real thing and it's so f*kcing amazing I can't STAND it. I am going to buy this. You've all been put on notice.

* I really liked this post from Justina.

* A must have piece of clothing for fans of the Poo Emoji.

* So what you're saying is that Matthew McConaughey has been exactly the same for over 2 decades now? Nice.

* Up your breakfast game while still keeping it under 400 calories.

* Life changing "surgery" for a tortoise, thanks to Legos. 

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Winter Weather Humor.

Hello Wednesday, aka 3rd work day of 2015... how are y'all fairing? I am hanging in, trying to maintain my vacation zen while attacking work and coping with jet lag. I stayed in bed, in and out (mostly out) of light sleep from about 4:45 to 7am today before finally giving in, getting up and getting to work (the love/hate relationship with working from home continues). I probably should have exercised, but it's 20 degrees outside right now so let's take this 1 undesirable task at a time shall we!? No matter what timezone you're functioning in, here are some goodies from around the web to help us get one day closer to the weekend. Enjoy!

* An adorable, free printable 2015 calendar!

* That time a young man thought he could out-muscle Gaston...

* And while we're talking Disney, did you know that President Grant from Scandal was the voice of Tarzan!? Find out what all the princes look like HERE.

* Turns out the queen size bed just might be what's making Dr. H and I happy!

* Coming soon to my slow cooker.

* Assuming we trust the internet and this is real, this Grandfather is a hero.

* Say hello to your new 3-ingredient chocolate lover:)

* Working hard on THIS.

* Adorable-overload = a baby panda enjoying the season's first snowfall.

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So true.

Hellllooo out there from blustery, soggy NYC! For grey day number 2 here in the city the weather gods have at least given us snow flurries instead of steady rain and for that I'm grateful (#desperate). Here to help you over the hump and through this gloomy weather are some goodies from around the web. Enjoy!

* Looking forward to more stunning snowy days ahead, like THIS.

* I want YOU. I want you so baaaaaad babe.

* For my fellow yogis. 

* What you and your kiddos should not miss this holiday season in NYC.

* Adding this to the dinner queue. 

* Because everyone knows someone who is always complaining that they're cold.

* A nifty little tool for anyone who uses Google on multiple devices. 

* Child geniuses.

Hump Day on Delay

I didn't realize others also employed this strategy.

I'm here, I'm here!! This week is flyin by, but not so fast that we couldn't use a few distractions... Here are some eats, treats and excellent reads from around the web. Enjoy!

* There is such thing as a latke chicken finger and I must have it ASAP (thank goodness Sticky's is down the street!)

* It is no longer true that the US divorce rate is rising or that 50% of marriages end in divorce. This interesting NY Times article breaks down the stats and explains the positive shift.

* Adorable puns never stop making me smile.

* I've got some little humans in my life who just might need this book for the holidays!

* Congrats to the Gross-Pantti families (and other truly unfortunately name combinations)

* Currently accepting invitations to any party which necessitates my purchasing THESE.

* 'tis the season for slow cookin.

* Disney princes like you've absolutely positively never seen them before (100% NSFW and possibly offensive, or if you're me, gross but mostly hysterical. You've been warned!)

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Me neither!

Friends. It is day 3 and the cold rages on. This is both literal and figurative as NYC is enduring a frigid 20-something degree day while I personally am still enduring a stuffed nose, icky cough and voice that sounds like something straight off the sex chat hotline (so hot). Here to get us through the day and over the hump are some goodies of the internet variety. Go heat up some tea and get your click on:)

* A cool giveaway opportunity for the bike-loving little in your life!

* If you love food like I do, this game is going to be a lot of fun (also, gut wrenchingly difficult).

* If you buy me this room, I will prepare Thanksgiving dinner for the fam for life. Promise.

* Calling all ballers/Brooklyn Nets fans (is that a thing that actually exists?!), THIS is for you.

* Brilliant!

* Seasonally appropriate and perfect for soothing a sore throat. Time to get yo soup on!

* Breaking news. BREAKING F*CKING NEWS!!!! (emoji lovers rejoice... there will be a taco!)

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Autumn in New York...!

Heeeeey Wednesday how we doin!? Today I've got a bit of a spring in my step because Dr. H and I finally booked a belated anniversary/holiday-time vacation last night (more on that soon), I am getting all prettied up later today for a fancy work event tonight and THAT photo above is the view when I step out on my terrace. That view. J'adore. Also, directly below my apartment (and for several blocks around it) film crews are setting up to shoot Law and Order SVU. If I have an Olivia Benson siting that would be epic. Just EPIC!! (I told you I'm in a good mood today:) Here to spread some Wednesday cheer are links from around the web. Enjoy!

* If you're like me, ass in a desk chair more waking hours than not, these stretches are for you.

* Dinner in 20. And looks tasty too!

* In my next life, I want to come back as one of (parent)thetically speaking's kids.

* Hey Dr. H!! I told you so. (get ready for a cuteness EXPLOSION!)

* Cool and unique shelving at an affordable price. Always a good find.

* And while we're talking cool and unique, I really dig these light fixtures.

* How long you need to exercise to burn off some of your favorite eats (30 minute bike ride for 1 slice of pepperoni pizza... that doesn't actually seem so bad, sign me up for a 90 minute ride please!)

* The most wildly fun commercial ever (man I wish I could have seen this in person!)

Hump Day Delay - Halloween Edition!

Candy Corn makes me DANCE (or is that just the sugar!?)

Friends, lovers, ghost, ghouls and goblins... Today is National Candy Corn Day! HEEELLLZ YES! My most favorite seasonal treat (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY) is celebrating its greatness on the eve of my favorite holiday so it's pretty much orange-colored sugar-fest over here today. (#GoodthingIhaveDentistsinmyfamily) Since I didn't manage to make a Merry Meri appearance yesterday, I thought I would combine my hump day collection with my carefully curated food and drink inspiration for Halloween. 

* Because you've always wanted THIRTY different candy corn related recipes. 

* Do you know who BatDad is? BatDad is the man. Check him out in action HERE.

* 13 incredibly cool recipes for Halloween HERE... and in case that endorsement doesn't get you clickin, check out visuals of a few of my favorite edible creations:

 

* How about 31 last-minute Halloween hacks from the always reliable Buzzfeed? (some of them are really good!)

* 25 Halloween inspired cocktails to make sure your night is plenty BOOzy.

* Pretty sure my favorite thing about having a little kid is going to be dressing them up for Halloween (also, THIS). 

* Because humans aren't the only ones who can get into the Halloween spirit:

Click HERE for more DIY animal costume amazingness.

I cannot even handle this little dude's cuteness (and I'm so glad he's ok!):

Hump Day Distractions

You don't have to be Sleeping Beauty to love bed, right Cindy?

Today is the kind of grey, rainy day that makes you want to hide in bed forever. If only that were actually possible, we'd be all set (AmIRight!?) Here to get us through the gloom and 1 day closer to the weekend are some delightful distractions from around the web. Enjoy!

* Just when you thought you knew everything about the Office (man I miss that show!)

* I just need to make a trip to the Lego store and my new home office will be complete.

* Who knew chicken and spinach could look this delicious?

* For my other NYC dwellers, how to outsmart the MTA (because won't that feel good!?)

* A kind of amazing pet parrot reunion story.

* This little girl and I are definitely kindred spirits.

* Go ahead, pee in the shower!

Hump Day Distractions

Hump Day Photobomb.

Another week, another Wednesday my friends. Here's new batch of distractions from around the web to get you through to the other side. Enjoy!

* Because you definitely need more rainbow-colored sheep in your life.

* Ziplock bags always make me feel super wasteful and un-eco-friendly. Perhaps THESE are a solution!?

* Some more fall fashion tips (including one awesome fall trend I definitely overlooked on Monday, hooray for hats!!!)

* This recipe is tailgate food perfection (or any time really... when isn't a good time for a mini hotdog!?).

* This story of a terminally ill 29-year old woman who is electing to end her own life is sad, touching and thought provoking. I encourage you to take a few minutes to learn about Brittany.

* Part of her wonderful "Motherhood Around the World" series, CupofJo asks Moms from other countries to comment on motherhood in America. The feedback is fascinating!

* I do love flamingos... 

* This is like joy overdrive.

What day is it? (no, seriously)

Shut UP with this cuteness.

Do you want to know how out of it I am this week? I am so out of it that I spent literally all day yesterday thinking that it was Tuesday. Like posted a non-hump day post and bookmarked links that would be "good for tomorrow's hump day post" and only realized it was Wednesday when Modern Family and Nashville started recording on my DVR around 9pm. That's right, my ability to navigate the days of the week is now officially dependent on television programming (#shouldIbemoreembarassed?). So here, on a one day delay, are some delightful distractions from around the web. Here's hoping I don't get ahead of myself and think tomorrow is Saturday and forget to post...

* Wise words to remember.

* There is such thing as a "meatball sub cupcake" and THIS is how you make it. YES.

* Frogs. So many hungry frogs. (thanks Mom!)

* So I pretty much want one of everything from this Etsy store...

*Amazing Autumn.

* I really like everything I've seen of the new ad campaign from Under Armour, but especially this spot with Gisele.

* A refreshing and unique take on the value of having a stay-at-home parent in your family.

* No one can tell Dr. H about this... NO ONE!!!

* Gotta love a good smart ass.

Hump Day Distractions

awww hey lil buddy!

Because even a productive Wellness Week requires a little distraction, here are some goodies to get you through to the other side. Enjoy!

* Gosh I love this gal...

* Not sure how I feel about THESE. I think I love them, but, hmmm.

* These banners would definitely add some sass to your next party!

* The person who came up with this tasty idea is clearly a genius.

* A powerful ad from Budweiser.

* Classy and pretty easy to prepare. My favorite dinner party combination.

* Waterslide tester!?! I didn't even know to dream about being this!

Hump Day Distractions

hehe.

What's a week without a hump!? Let's get over it together with these goodies from around the web. Enjoy!

* Get ready to salivate

* For anyone you know that's in the market for a wedding dress (eghm, Sis!)

* I might have to take a trip to London just to see THIS in person!

* Is it better to go fast or go far when you run?

* I want to wear you.

* This kid does not give a damn about meeting the President of the United States. You do you kid. 

* The truth behind a perfectly manicured Instagram life

* The perfect picture is all about the moment you go "click"

Hump Day Distractions

I pretty much live my life in fear of this. 

Hello there my merry friends and welcome to Hump Day. I'm chugging along through my first full week as my own boss (more on that soon!) while also trying to enjoy every minute of the gorgeous summer sunshine, that rumor has it, will be fading to fall in just a few weeks (doh!) Here to delight and distract us until the weekend arrives are some goodies from around the web. Enjoy! 

* By the time I got to the end of THIS, tears were just streaming down my cheeks. Way to go Pampers.

* I want to cook HERE.

* For my fellow Mad Men fans, some thoughts from Matthew Weiner about the finale (plus the trailer for a movie he made that I didn't even know was coming out this month)

* Love me a good one pot pasta dish (especially when it allows me to use some of my home grown basil!)

* #IceBucketChallengeFail (warning, some of these look painful and not at all funny, but most are pretty damn hysterical)

* As someone inching closer to becoming a Park Slope stereotype, this list cracked me up.

* If company's slogans were honest.

* I don't know what it says about me that 3 different family members sent me THIS link, but cool. 

Hump Day Distractions

hehe.

Yesterday's post got to be a tad long-winded (me, have a lot to say on a somewhat feminist issue?! No!) so today we're getting straight to it. Happy humping!!

* Infused water seems to be all the rage these days. For inspiration on how to fancify your H2O with just a few simple ingredients, click HERE.

* Apparently, this is the most adorable thing you'll watch all day.

* Some of these are on my "if I'm ever not a renter" list as well.

* Wedding cake fails some of which really make me question the sanity of brides and grooms.

* Stunna(s).

* The absolute perfect LBD... except for the price. Fingers crossed it goes on sale.

* Uhhh... they forgot www.seektobemerry.com!!

* Perfect for the man in your life (hehe).

* A unique and beautiful art installation commemorating WWI.

* The cutest crawling race ever.

Hump Day Distractions

See what they did there?

Homies! We've made it to hump day! Are you with me!? Just in case you're struggling to make it through, here are some delightful distractions from around the web. See ya on the flip side:)

* Absolutely loving these fabbbbulously unique bird prints.

* We all know that every celeb photo is retouched, but still. Wow.

* I am also often "literally dying". (via CupofJo)

* Thanks so Justina, I have a serious case of Lake Tahoe wanderlust right now...

* Wise words from Coco Chanel.

* The perfect easy updo for your next "I just can't" hairday.

* If only I could dance that well in heels...
* Ohman I'll take one of ALL of these please!!! (Pizza scissors!?! GENIUS!)