Hump Day Celebr-istractions

That's about right...

Hey-o my merry friends! Guess who is humping her way through a birthday today!? That's right... another year older, wiser and very merry if all goes according to plan:) I'm also really hoping that THIS happens today because how kick ass would it be to share my bday with the future King or Queen of England? (I'm hoping Queen!) Anywayysss since I'm going to be distracted all day, I thought you should be too, so here's a heaping pile of birthday-licious goodies from around the internet. Enjoy!!

* This is oh so perfectly timed...

* How to make your birthday snap, crackle and POP!

* Just when I though I couldn't love Mr. Met any more, he invited me to meet his wife.

* Nothin wrong with getting a little cheesy on your birthday!

* Get high, get happy... just drink some beer (I knew it!!) (via CupofJo)

* "I am sitting right next to my air conditioner and it's on turbo. WTF do I need to put this b*tch on? Power Ranger?!"   - One sassy woman's rant about the heat wave. (warning, contains some "adult" language)

* Looking for a splurge? Maybe your iPhone wants to walk like an Egyptian!?

* Some more tips for getting yourself organized.

* Why on earth did Avon stop making these!!?

* Reeee-mix!

* I could click through this list and crack myself up all damn day (and because it's my birthday, I just might!)

Hump Day Distractions

A direct message to Thursday and Friday.

Hump day is here and maybe if I fill it with extra goodness you'll totally forget that I couldn't get my shizz together yesterday for a post? Damn you real life and your commitments and obligations and necessary effort!! Enjoy the distractions and good luck with your humping:)

* Brilliant holiday card for those of you sick of twinkling trees and spinning dreidels. 

* THIS event is called a Beerathon. Need I say more?

* This is your dose of touching joyful love for the day.

* The sloth has some stiff competition for cuteness from this guy.

* Straight men beware (the best argument yet for supporting gay marriage)

* Easy, tasty, get in my belly.

* Boys are so dumb.

Happy Birthday US of A!

Make your day sparkle.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." (Taken from the full text of the Declaration of Independence.)

May your day be filled with the pursuit and enjoyment of Happiness (also hot dogs, cold beer and fireworks). xoxo, m

Are you ready for some football!?

Will the"new messiah" defeat one of football's reigning QB gods? 

Do the Saints go marching in?

Is New York really ready to crush the cheese(heads)?

Does my college roommate's undying love for all things Raven finally get rewarded?

Only time will tell.

Here's to tasty wings, ice cold beers and THIS amazing treat courtesy of Jimmy Fallon.

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