Hump Day Celebr-istractions

That's about right...

Hey-o my merry friends! Guess who is humping her way through a birthday today!? That's right... another year older, wiser and very merry if all goes according to plan:) I'm also really hoping that THIS happens today because how kick ass would it be to share my bday with the future King or Queen of England? (I'm hoping Queen!) Anywayysss since I'm going to be distracted all day, I thought you should be too, so here's a heaping pile of birthday-licious goodies from around the internet. Enjoy!!

* This is oh so perfectly timed...

* How to make your birthday snap, crackle and POP!

* Just when I though I couldn't love Mr. Met any more, he invited me to meet his wife.

* Nothin wrong with getting a little cheesy on your birthday!

* Get high, get happy... just drink some beer (I knew it!!) (via CupofJo)

* "I am sitting right next to my air conditioner and it's on turbo. WTF do I need to put this b*tch on? Power Ranger?!"   - One sassy woman's rant about the heat wave. (warning, contains some "adult" language)

* Looking for a splurge? Maybe your iPhone wants to walk like an Egyptian!?

* Some more tips for getting yourself organized.

* Why on earth did Avon stop making these!!?

* Reeee-mix!

* I could click through this list and crack myself up all damn day (and because it's my birthday, I just might!)

I'm here to distract you (a hump delay).

Chill babe.

Since we were all busy gettin our independence on this past Wednesday, I thought I'd give you a dose of distraction today, just in time to carry you into the weekend. Here for your clicking, reading, laughing, eating, humping pleasure... Happy Friday!!

* Are you really that busy? (This one is a worthwhile read)

* Sometimes you just need to sing some Seal to your cat...

* Might I suggest a book for your beach bag!?

* Whole pie or just a slice? The debate continues...

* Taking personalized cakes to a very special place...

* Just a little more ice cream for your fantasies. 

* Click HERE if you LOVE baby pandas on a slide (and if you didn't just click, I just don't know what's wrong with you).

* I've been thinking that I need to improve my rubber stamp collection

* "Did you mean to cut off that much [of your sister's] hair?" (be sure to turn up your volume for this one!)