Girls on the Internet.

Yes. Yes please now.

I can clearly remember several years ago, sitting on my living room couch with 2 girlfriends, surfing the internet for engagement rings. I wasn't really in the market at that time, but it can't hurt to look right!? Then came wedding dresses, so many hours spent browsing for dresses, even with friends who were already married or not even engaged. It was just the girlish thrill of looking at those gorgeous gowns and we were all doing it so that made the obsession seem acceptable.. 

Well now it's real estate. Apartments, houses... doesn't matter that I'm locked into a lease until this fall and nowhere near financially able to buy, Dr. H receives emails of  "dream home" listings several times per month. Gone are the diamonds and dresses, now I fantasize about crown molding and tall windows, parquet floors and built-in bookshelves. And at first I thought maybe I was a little whack-a-doo (I am), spending time pouring over real estate listings for really no reason, until a girlfriend showed me her Trulia App, which she said she uses to casually peruse listings from her phone whenever she's bored, despite the fact that she moved to a new home very recently! I instantly felt better, at least I'm not alone!! And besides, I've got Pinterest boards filled with decor for an imaginary home, might as well start shopping right!? What do you spend your time, wasting your time, browsing the internet for?

Hump Day Distractions

Happy Birthday buddy!

Today is Wednesday. Not Thursday or Friday, but thankfully not Monday or Tuesday. We take what we can get right!? Let's cut to the chase and be distracted:

* How to make your very own Chipotle burrito bowl

* Did you know that children are our nation's poorest age group, with almost 25 percent of children under 5 living below the federal poverty level? Sad, but true. Learn more HERE.

* Oh man... I'm pissed off just watching this guy!

* Real estate gems from the Big Apple.

* The most beautiful places to get your yogi on.

* Some super chic sporty/swimy clothing from a recently discovered brand, perfect for all that scenic yoga you'll be doing (via exPress-o)

* My muffin tin never felt so essential.

* Sassy nails are even easier than you think!

* Just when you though Zach Galifianakis couldn't be any more amazing...

* So... this pole dancer just blew my mind (it gets good around the 1:20 mark)

* I am pretty sure I NEED this.

* I'll take the super pooper if it means I get to have that woman's body 

* These doggies are here to make you smile.

Hump Day Distractions

Royal problems.

Well hello there! Fancy seeing you here... or maybe I should say, fancying seeing me here!? Dr. H and I are back from our everything-awesome(except Disney World)-Florida adventure (grandparents, siblings, Miami oh my!) and now I'm trying to get back into the swing of things. I've got some fresh ideas, delicious adventures and beautiful photos in store for you, but for now, let's hump this week all the way to Thursday!

* Would you be willing to sell yourself to investors?

* Is it weird that I have been home less than 24 hours and I'm already thinking about where to get my next drink!?

* So you're saying that paper scissors are not meant for cutting bangs?

* Dear future offspring. Cannot wait to dress you in one of THESE (too cute for words!)

* The financial district is about to give us some new soaring views.

* I want you on my toesies pronto.

* Just in case you needed a reason (or 6!) to sleep naked.

* I do not think this person has a future in real estate (and I wonder if he ever sold the house!)