TGIF

Not pictured, Step by Step.

Here we are summer lovers, June 1st. It's been an upside down and inside out sort of week for me so I'm going to take the easy way out on this post and hit you with some internet goodies. I know you love your internet goodies:) May your weekend be filled with sunshine, seafood and plenty of sleep!

* THIS is going to decrease the number of holes I make in my walls by at least 75%.

* You had me at "poolside" (also "skinny")

* Speaking of pools, obviously I ordered THIS so I can use it in my Mom and Dad's (I am completely aware and totally ok with the ridiculousness of that statement)

* In need of a new job? Look no further...

TGI-oh-hell-yes-F

My absolutely ridiculous b*tch list

Absolutely dahhling.

Wow. TGI(hell to the freakin yes)F!! This week has been bananas (b-a-n-a-n-a-s) and I couldn’t be more excited for the weekend ahead. Somehow it seems like an eternity since last Sunday. In an effort to send you off with a smile, and because complaining about real life problems is a bore, here are some complaints I made this week which are absolutely ridiculous, but I know you know what I’m talkin about:

* I hate that hair that I know is down the back of my shirt but is somehow impossibly out of my reach no matter how many times I go up my shirt to try and remove it. Where is the hair!!? Why can I feel it, but never reach it!?

* I hate when I imagine a totally awesome outfit and then I put it on and realize that it is not actually a totally awesome outfit. At all.

* I hate when the soap pump tube stops before the bottom of the bottle making it IMPOSSIBLE to get the last 10 days worth of soap out through the pump. WHY!? WHY doesn't the tube go further down!? (I'm looking at you Clean & Clear Morning Burst!)

* I hate when you look at the clock at work and think "wow today is going really fast!" and then you look at the clock again "waaay later" and learn that only 15 minutes have passed.

* I hate when you reach into the bag of chips to enjoy that last chip only to discover that you've already eaten the last chip. DOH!

Got any other absolutely ridiculous complaints you'd like to add to the list? F it dude, let's go bowling:)

TGIF!

Tina Fey I freakin' love ya!

How awesome is that dress? And those legs? And the idea that Tina would hold back your hair while you "react" to overindulgence? Love. Annnnyway... it's finally Friday and I've only got eyes for the weekend ahead. Tonight I leave for a ski trip with my lady loves and though I won't be doing any snowboarding (doh!) I plan to take the "après " half of  après-ski very seriously. Après-ski is defined as going out, having drinks, dancing, and generally socializing after skiing. Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do :) 

Even if you aren't heading out of town, that doesn't mean you can't treat yourself to something wonderful. Here are a few ideas for weekend merriment... TGIF!

* Read something awesome. My book club gives many thumbs up to The Language of Flowers by Vanessa Diffenbaugh; The Midnight Circus by Erin Morgenstern; and The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins (have you read this series yet!? Do it. Do it now.)

* Treat yourself to some new music and then create a fresh playlist. Whether it's for working out, rocking out or chilling in the bathtub, there's something incredibly refreshing about listening to new music that you love.
* Arts and Crafts. You know you want to :)

* Eat a delicious meal! Cook THIS or dine HERE. Few things are more satisfying than a tummy full of tasty food (says the girl who just did a juice cleanse:)

* Find something fun that's going on in your city and go on with it! If you're in NYC you've got lots to choose from: the Muppets, Leprecons and Picasso are all in town for a limited run.