Hump Day Distractions

Some Wednesdays require wit & sass. This is one of those Wednesdays.

Well hello hello. I'm back from the deserts of California with distractions galore!! How was my weekend at Coachella you ask!? Well...

* I ate one of THESE (and yes I am already tracking their NYC truck for seconds).

* I saw a rapper rise from the dead and he confirmed that life aint nothin but a gangsta party (track at 2:48; beware of some serious thug life language in that link).

* I spotted several celebrities pretending to be dirty hippies.

* I danced like crazy, but lacked sufficient glow-in-the-dark accessories. Next time I will be more prepared

* Radiohead. YES.

* These pictures do it much more justice than mine ever will (I'm not cool, I don't Instagram).

OR... maybe you're all "I don't care about your stinkin vacation at the stinkin music festival!" 

No worries, I got you covered:

* Baby giraffe and a butterfly. Click it NOW.

* I think I need to check out this store.

* Looksy what I cooked for dinner last night!

* Ever wonder how many shades of grey Barbara Walters likes her men?

* I want to be friends with ALL these people.